I received this mysterious package a couple of days ago in the post.
It’s a plain brown envelop with festive silver tape, postmark blurry and illegible.
One small two-legged cow bearing the slightly ominous inscription: “the saliva on this cow is many years old” (neatly handwritten in dark pink market pen).
A small wad of tinfoil, sealed with a piece of masking tape, labelled in ballpoint pen by the same hand, with the words: “fat baby”.
Inside the tinfoil was 2 seeds. I’ve just planted them. Let’s see what comes up.
If you’ve received a similar package, please post images and growth results.